Wednesday, 24 June 2015

Sun Death Woes

For the first time in a long time, The Spear found himself in a Planetarium the other day.  They happened to be running a show of sorts – as a Planetarium is wont to do – which, aside from a bit too much storyline fluff, wasn’t too bad. 

The Spear is sure if he was still a boy he would have found it very informative, but alas, he found himself dutifully playing the role of the man-boy who knew too much (so far as primary-student orientated planetarium shows go).  Yet if the sobs of one young girl in the audience are any indication, he is quite glad that some of the factual knowledge of the presentation didn’t come at quite so early an age.


SUN’S GONNA DIE BITCH

Yep, that’s right.  The Sun’s gonna die, bi-atch.  Blow up in a big fucking ball.  KABOOM.  Can’t handle that?  Well time to toughen up Princess, because mummy isn’t gonna be around to hold your hand when the sun explodes and envelopes the earth in a great fiery ball – because she’ll be dead too.

Thus was the not-so-subtle message delivered to the horizontally-declinated children, staring with their doe-eyes at the dome projection, their mouths agape as a vision of inescapable doom was directly imprinted onto their psyche, forever.

For the purportedly well-educated adult, the knowledge of Sun Death comes as little shock; it’s just another kick in the nuts in the perpetual nut-bashing fest that we call life (and at least it is very, very distant).  But for the young and still full of hope, knowledge of the death of the Sun must be distressing.  What fucking hope is there of anything when even the most permanent and beneficent thing you can think of is going to up and fucking die on you and wipe out the planet and the human race in the process?

At least most adults have come to terms with their own mortality before learning of Sun Death, making it a novel non-event for most.  These poor little bastards, who probably thought they were going to live forever, just had their fucking minds blown by a mortality bazooka.

The Spear doesn’t really know if there is a good way to introduce children to mortality.  Modern society seems to have kept the reality of death pretty much out of sight (hospitals, nursing homes, lack of war and famine) and consequently out of mind for most.

As The Spear has previously argued, as we are so keen on delegating all education to state curriculum, couldn’t we make some room in the syllabus for some sort of discussion of philosophical matters such as mortality, outside of the ‘religious education’ of any particular doctrine?  At least before the visit to the cold science of the Planetarium…

Saturday, 20 June 2015

Black Swan Predictions


As chance would have it, The Spear has recently been reacquainted with Nassim Taleb’s The Black Swan (2007).  In his treatise he rightly points out that Black Swan events are by their nature unpredictable, and hence to ask for, say, a list of the ten next potential Black Swans is quite the exercise in futility.

Nevertheless, The Spear thought that it might be interesting to take the opportunity to at least try to think outside the box, and come up with some macro Black Swan events (the kind that would have worldwide ramifications) which conceivably could happen, but at this moment would be considered ‘unexpected’ by most.

Needless to say these aren’t going to be too specific…

1.       Dissolution of the EU due to build-ups in member-state creditor/debtor imbalances (the need for independent monetary policy eventually winning out over the will for political integration)

2.       Super-virus breaks the internet, rendering Kim Kardashian’s butt, and your blog, redundant

3.       Worldwide epidemic (say mutated flu or other new pig/bird/choose your rodent virus)

4.       Exposure of massive corporate fraud at a leading institution (FIFA was hardly unexpected)

5.       Machine A.I Rapidly evolves into sentience (and then in all likelihood artificial depression)

6.       East v West War sparked by geopolitical tensions in Greece / South China Sea / Mid East

7.       Major political leader assassinated (hopefully not resulting in another world war)

8.       Rapid global cooling (hey, it’s still ‘climate change’, if that’s what you need for your Grant or Power grab, and there was that little ice age not that long ago)

9.       Splintering of the USA due to heightened ethnic tensions / class revolution

10.   Natural disasters galore: Superstorm, Supervolcano, Asteroid/Meteor, Solar Flare

11.   Extra-terrestrial intelligence makes contact with Earth (this could prove really bad or really good)

12.   A new tide of socialism / anti-capitalism / communism due to growing income inequality and a new generation of idealists (would probably also need increasing ‘standard of living inequality’.

13.   We crack the ageing problem and all live forever, really pissing off the environmentalists.

Whatever the next big black swan will be, you can bet that we won’t see its feathered arse coming until after the event.  This fits in with Adam’s law of slow moving disasters, which basically says that the human race will avert major disasters if given enough forewarning.  That probably explains why Greece’s highly likely upcoming default doesn’t seem to be causing many waves in the financial markets outside of Greece, unlike in 2012.  That said, The Spear is certain that it will put in motion many things which the markets have yet to consider (military coup? Portugese default? Greek prosperity?).  Only time will tell.

Honk honk.


Tuesday, 9 June 2015

Honour Killings and Domestic Violence



Ruby Hamad has published an article today titled ‘Is there any difference between [western] domestic violence and honour killings?’, in which she heavily insinuates that no, there isn’t any difference, or at least none that matters.

She writes,

Of course, domestic violence plays out differently in Australia compared to honour killings in the Middle East or India. In the former, the target is usually the partner of a sole perpetrator, whereas, in the latter, the victim is usually a daughter, with multiple family members often involved in her attack.

While the reasons for these differences have to do with cultures that celebrate individualism versus those which prioritise the family as a unit over its separate members, noted feminist writer and academic Phyllis Chesler used them to declare honour crimes more reprehensible than "ordinary domestic violence"…

...How does an American man beating his partner almost to death for sleeping with another man really differ from a Pakistani man beating his daughter to death for marrying a man against his will? If only she hadn't cheated on me, I wouldn't have had to beat her. If only she hadn't married that man, we wouldn't have had to kill her.

Where does The Spear even start…  Probably a good start would be to read THIS ARTICLE, by the very Phyllis Chesler, which at least attempts to use some form of statistical analysis to highlight some of the many differences between what we would term as domestic violence and honour killings, including:

1.       There is family corroboration and planning of the killing
2.       A large percentage of killings are carried out by multiple perpetrators
3.       Over half the victims are killed for being ‘too western’
4.       There is a cultural pattern of fathers and other family members killing their teenage or young adult daughters specifically
5.       There is a degree of justification and valorisation of such murders by the wider family
6.       There is justification of such killings by the perpetrator’s religion, religious leaders and legal systems [which often overlap]
7.       >90% of perpetrators of these types of killings are Muslim.

While some may say Ms Hamad is doing nothing but trying to elevate the seriousness of domestic violence, The Spear would say by equating the two, when one is quite evidently a demented, barbaric and very extreme form of the other, Ms Hamad is diminishing the seriousness of Honour killings and paving the way for their eventual acceptance by a public which has been shamed into silence via equivocation, much as already has happened with domestic Islamic terrorism and mental illness.  No, they aren’t terrorists, they are just deranged psychos.  No, they aren’t honour killings, they are just incidents of domestic violence.  

The whole gist of her article seems to be ‘you are just as bad anyway, so stop throwing stones in glass houses’.  To her The Spear would say, if you want to really tackle the problem, it is first necessary to admit what the problem is, rather than muddying the waters.

Sunday, 31 May 2015

Aphoristic Enterprise 4


1.       At the core of my self-belief is self-doubt.

2.       When it comes to weight control, the best exercise is the exercise of restraint.

3.       When it comes to the job market, the best degree is Pedigree.

4.       Money allows for the transformation of prudence to exuberance.

5.       If you’re not sure how to go about something, just start doing it and incorporate feedback from the universe.  Soon enough it will be done.

6.       It actually is one big popularity contest.

7.       The price mechanism is kind of like alcohol; it lowers inhibitions and makes things happen.

8.       The fact that people willingly zoom through the air in giant steel tubes without any desire to witness some form of quality-assurance documentation amazes only so much as the rarity of their catastrophic failure.

9.       Death sprouts where inattention meets the ordinary - so pay attention.


10.   You can choose to take a break on your terms or wait for your body to choose the terms for you.

Sunday, 24 May 2015

Failed Entrepreneur Achieves Financial Independence

PERTH, WA – Stating that his financial affairs had never been so uncomplicated and streamlined, local failed entrepreneur, Joe Bradley, says he could never have achieved total financial independence without his steely determination and sense of optimism, which ultimately ensured his complete financial ruin.

“Some people just aren’t prepared to go the whole nine yards and commit 100% to their passion,” the thirty-two year old destitute man said from the doorstep of his recently foreclosed home.  “Some people pull the plug on their dreams before losing all their assets and live to regret it.  Well not me!  I just didn’t want to be one of those people.”

Having sold all of his possessions and borrowed money from his close relatives to keep his ailing small business running for a few more miserable weeks of inevitable losses in the hope of a miraculous turnaround, Mr Bradley says he is relishing his newfound independence.

“I’m my own man now.  No boss telling me what to do.  No peak-hour commute.  No complicated tax problems – heck - no tax at all!  No reason to get up in the morning...  And I get to make my own hours!”

Free, and totally unconstrained by the burdens of success, or a loving family and friends, the recently divorced Joe says his newfound situation has given him the leisure time to appreciate the little things in life, with the clarity that only a man who has lost absolutely everything he once valued can attain.

“Because if you’re not doing it for the little things, then what are you doing it for?” he said.  “Now, where am I going to sleep tonight?”

Thursday, 21 May 2015

Do Future-You a Favour

Upon being handed yet another under-loved and long overdue task the other day, The Spear’s Spidey Sense began to tingle.  He was sure he had been served a similar shit-sandwich several years ago, and began searching his files for anything of use.  Thankfully, among his gigabytes of reference material, a single 4Kb file containing a few words was all that The Spear needed to save hours of work.  And who was it that The Spear had to thank for this felicitous file?  None other than The Spear, circa 2010.  What a guy.

Investing in Future-You is a pretty sound concept, although not one that many seem to take seriously.  The past Spear (once again, what a great guy) has previously written about the discounting of future events and the inability of some people to help themselves.  Basically, the problem with Future-You is they are rather soft-spoken as a result of their uncertain nature, leading some people to virtually abandon their future selves via a path of least resistance of immediate ease.

It is worthwhile to reassess your situation every now and then by asking yourself: am I doing what I am doing because it is the easiest thing to do right now?  If the answer is ‘yes’, you should probably stop and take just one moment to think of Future You and how you could do them a favour by expending a little extra effort for no immediate return right now.  They will thank you for it many times over!